kellinator | blah blah blah

I miss posting. Anyone want to suggest some topics which I may (or may not, because I am notoriously lazy) write on?

Thank you. I'll take you up on that offer.

But from over here, where it's safe. I know what happens when the

kellinator spins up: It's like Julia Sugarbaker gone bad.

Oh, I've seen the Kellinator at full @#$!, but fortunately since I have yet to be the recipient, I get to sit and munch popcorn.

Exactly. You don't want to get any on you, but you definitely want others to step in it. :D

Shh. I think it's drive time in Atlanta. She's in transit and can't hear you.