Up to absolutely no good, as usual.

[kellinator]

Blame canciona. (Hell, do it to the tune of "Blame Canada" and maybe we'll get nominated for an Oscar.) She posted something that reminded me of a particularly memorable forward I got my freshman year in college. And since nothing on the Internet ever really goes away, I googled it and behold...

The Dr. Seuss Purity Test

Comments

[canciona.livejournal.com]

Whoa! I have a song!! *bounces and sings along*

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

I love you lol

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Wow! I'm much more pure than I originally suspected... I'll have to work on that...

[ga-sunshine.livejournal.com]

46.0% sexually pure (54.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 46.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 38%, based on a comparison of your test results with 140739 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 65.6%.

i've got a short attenti

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

That requires far too much effort on my part.
I wanna check boxes and then just click a button dammit!

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

*snicker* This is both very wrong and very beautiful.