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kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2002-02-16 08:35 pm

A recent realization

I come up with the strangest shit when I'm not quite awake in the morning...

It dawned on me that the concept of feng shui must have been invented by an ancient Chinese mother who was having trouble getting her kids to clean their rooms.

Just say it to yourself. "Because it's messing up your ch'i, that's why," sounds a lot more convincing than "Because I said so, that's why," doesn't it?

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