Eureka!!

[kellinator]

I know my problem in social settings, both platonic and romantic, is that I try too hard to get people to like me. Well, I've got it. If I ever have a date again, I'll pretend he's a lawyer that wants something from me and turn on the ice-queen act that I can only pull off with said lawyers. I'll protect my emotions, and for an added advantage, much as you may try to deny it, guys love ice queens!

Comments

[azurelunatic]

"I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you."

[gmslegion.livejournal.com]

Pah! Back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours!

[azurelunatic]

I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.