Eureka!!

[kellinator]

I know my problem in social settings, both platonic and romantic, is that I try too hard to get people to like me. Well, I've got it. If I ever have a date again, I'll pretend he's a lawyer that wants something from me and turn on the ice-queen act that I can only pull off with said lawyers. I'll protect my emotions, and for an added advantage, much as you may try to deny it, guys love ice queens!

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

That's it! We should start a certifiable match-type service -- website or something -- and you have to have references to join. Like, you gotta send in a list of like five people who will confirm that you are Indeed a Nice Person.

I gotta get on this. If only I knew how to program and advertise, I could make bank.