Eureka!!

[kellinator]

I know my problem in social settings, both platonic and romantic, is that I try too hard to get people to like me. Well, I've got it. If I ever have a date again, I'll pretend he's a lawyer that wants something from me and turn on the ice-queen act that I can only pull off with said lawyers. I'll protect my emotions, and for an added advantage, much as you may try to deny it, guys love ice queens!

Comments

[gmslegion.livejournal.com]

No, we don't. The only queens I like are on a chessboard or restaurants, preceded by the word "Dairy."

[gina.livejournal.com]

No drag queens or drama queens? ;)

[gmslegion.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I've not actually met any drag queens, though I'm sure some of them might be lovely people. Drama queens, with the exception of the fictional character of that name from my comic strip, and my daughter, who out-dramas anybody on LiveJournal, and yes, I mean that, I could use fewer of.

Oh, wait, there's always "Burger Queen," that incredibly moody song by Placebo. I quite like that.

[azurelunatic]

"I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you."

[gmslegion.livejournal.com]

Pah! Back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours!

[azurelunatic]

I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.