Eureka!!

[kellinator]

I know my problem in social settings, both platonic and romantic, is that I try too hard to get people to like me. Well, I've got it. If I ever have a date again, I'll pretend he's a lawyer that wants something from me and turn on the ice-queen act that I can only pull off with said lawyers. I'll protect my emotions, and for an added advantage, much as you may try to deny it, guys love ice queens!

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Heh...

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

On a related note I'm going to be an asshole from now on because I want women to like me and everyone knows women like assholes.

In the town where I grew up, this is filed under "We hold these truths to be self-evident."

Re: Heh...

[streamweaver.livejournal.com]

Looks like they'll have to start another folder. *rim shot*