You knew it was coming...

[kellinator]

You know why I like making fun of stupid celebrities so much? Because they make me feel better about all the stupid things I've done.

[Poll #305098]

For the curious, my money's on eight months.

Comments

[fallencathedral.livejournal.com]

For my part, I'm hoping that the first and last answers end up being the same thing...

[slyfoot.livejournal.com]

Yup, I'd say 6-9 months is a safe bet!

[sophocles.livejournal.com]

I vote "Who the fuck cares?"

[deza.livejournal.com]

6-9, with a codicil. If she miscarries, she's going to walk.

Explanation

[satia.livejournal.com]

Her first marriage lasted a very short time and then her second lasted longer so I had to choose something longer than her last marriage.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Depending on how pregnant she is, six to nine months.

Seeing how having children doesn't stop Marc Anthony from spreading it around, those two will be lucky to make it past a year.

Re: Explanation

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Actually, her first marriage lasted longer than her second. Though only by about four months or so...

Shows you how much I know or care

[satia.livejournal.com]

Well doesn't that just figure.

Hmph! I guess my apathy is clouding my knowledge or something. :)

J-Lo

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Considering that I have no idea, I went with yours.

I did have a thought that if we could select multiple buttons, the last one might prove amusing but possibly a bit much.

[jack-mccoy-fan1.livejournal.com]

1 daughter, 2 sons and perhaps a 3rd (a paternity lawsuit is in the works) and now J-Lo might be preggers with another of his kids. Damn, Marc's sure been a busy guy.

What makes me saddest is when she was asked about Jennifer Lopez, Dayanara Torres, Marc Anthony's ex wife said that ...she (Jennifer) has always been a shadow in my life...

But as karma goes, you reap what you sow. Here's hoping anyways.

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Since J.Lo's apparently preggers, I'm betting it'll last at least till after the birth. Divorce court's a real nuisance at 9 months.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Guess what Marc Anthony's new album is titled? Go on, guess!

Amar Sin Mentiras ... or, for the Spanish-impaired, To Love Without Lies.

*puke*

[insert ironic snickering here]

[lordrexfear.livejournal.com]

Who did what now?

[lunza.livejournal.com]

Actually, Marc Anthony won't even admit they got married in the first place ...