The scary thing is, this is pretty damn accurate.

[kellinator]

Congratulations! You're Pippin!


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Cool!

[tenn-crichton.livejournal.com]

What I always wanted, a side kick.


Congratulations! You're Merry!


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[kmeghan.livejournal.com]

that guy... billy whatever is in Master and Commander, and I couldn't get over how he is as tall as everyone else. I almost cracked myself up in the theater trying to figure out why he wasn't short, then realized that he's not REALLY a hobbit, and therefore not really short. oh well.

Re: Cool!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh, lord... Imagine the mayhem.

Reimagining Lord of the Rings with tenn_crichton as Merry and kellinator as Pippin:

* First of all, they'd be doing good to make it out of the Prancing Pony.
* Council of Elrond interrupted by the unexpected arrival of BeerGod.
* Trip up Cadrahas ends when the hobbits want to check their email.
* Merry and Pippen wake up the Balrog by screaming "yeah, lick my ass, bitch!"
* Galadriel's attempt to mind-read Pippen foiled because there's just nothing there.
* Boromir snaps and tries to take the Ring after endless Johnny Cash singalongs drive him mad.

On the other hand, the scene in The Two Towers where Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli discover that Merry and Pippen have raided Saruman's stash and eaten, drunk, or smoked everything in sight would pretty much remain the same.