kellinator: (Daria)
kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2003-09-11 12:38 pm

My own version of fandom wank

I picked up the fall TV preview issue of Entertainment Weekly (though I don't know why; I don't watch much TV anymore and when I do it's hardly ever the networks -- it's almost always basketball, forensic-type shows, Law and Order reruns and "edgy" basic-cable TV-MA dramas like The Shield and Playmakers where the characters say "shit" and cheat on their wives. Oh, and Blind Date. Don't forget Blind Date. I heart Blind Date). I primarily got it for the stormtroopers (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] darkmattr!).

But I'm reading it anyway, because I'll read anything, and I see the little section on JAG, which is inexplicably starting its eighth season despite the fact that no one I know watches it except [livejournal.com profile] gamgee's dad. And I notice the part where EW claims that JAG has rabid fans, much like Trekkies, who are known as "Shippers" because they want the male and female leads to get together.

Come on now, people! You can be an X-Phile shipper and be all about the Mulder-Scully love. You can be a Buffy shipper and be obsessed with Buffy/Spike, Buffy/Giles, or whoever. You could be a Homicide shipper like me (though I'm pretty sure I'm the only one) and insist Munch and Kay are the OTP (which they are, it's so obvious. I mean, dancing in the Waterfront? Hello?). Hell, I guess you could even be a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy shipper and root for the Fab Five to have a big pretty orgy or something. But you cannot just claim the term Shippers as your personal fandom label. It's a general term describing a type of fan, and your crappy show can't have it.

...Ummm. I can't believe I just wasted five minutes writing this ridiculous post.

[identity profile] 39orangestreet.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
I was always a big Newsradio shipper....mmmm...Dave and Lisa...

[identity profile] bouncepogo.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahah...I like JAG.

There's a new spinoff this fall too, I hear.

Scribble, scribble....

[identity profile] allanorn.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
You got bored. That's all there is to it.

[identity profile] triest.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that makes me a "24", BB4 and Charmed shipper!

[identity profile] ardentdelirium.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
my grandfather also watches JAG. and is not a shipper.

[identity profile] john666.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Do the JAG fans call themselves "shippers" or is someone at EW trying to make JAG fan cool and using the term?

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure. Could be either.

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure he's not a shipper? Have you checked?

Re: Scribble, scribble....

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
And you read it, so I hope it was some relief from boredom...

[identity profile] ardentdelirium.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fairly sure, because he sleeps through most everything, so probably only has the barest idea of who the main characters actually are.

[identity profile] artricia.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Buffy/Giles? Too weird.

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] girlfromsouth is the queen of Buffy/Giles fanfic. I haven't read much of it though, because I haven't seen much Buffy even though I've loved what I've seen...

[identity profile] hooper-x.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
well, JAG *is* about the navy, so I guess ships are somewhat relevant...

-HX

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Smartass. Stop poking holes in my snark!!

[identity profile] hooper-x.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I'm all about outsnarking the snarkiest.

-HX