I swear...

[kellinator]

If my life were any further in the Bizarro Zone, I'd sprout a third eye on a stalk in the middle of my forehead.

(But if I get to pick, I'd rather have a third arm. I've often thought it would be so useful at work...)

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[juanfandango.livejournal.com]

No, you would rock weeth three arms. Four arms would let you be stable, I theenk.