Damn printer. Damn sticky labels...

Beer may very well be proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, but my printer is the proof that He's still got a sick sense of humor.

Because you can never have too many ways to say "bitch, please."

Lookie what stevietee put together for me!

And if you're wondering who the lovely young queen is, yes, that's Victoria. I picked that portrait because she does get a bad rap, and "lie back and think of England" was misattributed to her. I mean, this is the queen who, when her doctor said maybe she shouldn't have more children, replied "Oh doctor, does this mean I cannot have any more fun in bed?"

Yet another personality test

( Maybe. Maybe not. But it's fun! )