Predicting the news

It occurred to me today that if they do catch Saddam Hussein, I expect they'll cut off his head and FedEx it to Washington so Bush can hold it up on TV and say "neener neener neener."

Here at the Library of the Damned...

(I just came up with that, Library of the Damned. I think it fits. And even if it doesn't fit, I like it. So there.)

I knocked over some binders on the shelf and the Devil Duckies took a flying leap to the floor. They want to wreak havoc. The purple Devil Duckie stayed on the monitor because it's smarter than the rest.

I have a bad feeling that all of the Devil Duckies are going to end up with names and personalities before this is all over.

Idle hands do the Devil Duckies' work.