Question...

Anybody mind telling me why all the cute boys are gay?

Except for the cute straight ones, of course.

Did I just say that?

"I have enough mental problems of my own. I don't need to hear about his."

--Me, explaining to a colleague why I don't have a pressing desire to see A Beautiful Mind. Said colleague gave me a dumbstruck look.

The rage of a Vandy fan

Motherfucker. You're fuckin' tellin' me that motherfuckin' Tennessee is leadin' my Vandy girls by nine at the fuckin' half?

Fuck.

That motherfuckin' bitch Pat Summitt can kiss my fuckin' ass.