Lazy Highway Construction Worker Tax - if I had a quarter every time I saw a state worker, especially one working on a major highway project, sleeping or lying about on the job, every teacher in the state would make six figures.

Orange Cone Tax - Which brings me to my next topic, the inevitable orange cone. Every orange cone costs 1/100th of a cent. The damn state would be rolling in dough.

Hehe, I had more, but I've forgotten them now. Oh well.