• Techno - disco redux; it's still boring crap inferior to the mod tracks going around in the early 90's (raise you hand if you had an Amiga)
  
• Electronica - nothing but a marketing label for safe, homogenized and repackaged industrial; kinda like what "New Wave" was to punk*
  
• EMO - they all need their asses kicked, fans and artists alike; fuckin' whiney twerps
  
• Hip Hop - I haven't heard anything original since Run DMC or Public Enemy; you guys wanna try something just a little bit less derivative?
  

Hey kids! Music has sucked for the most part since the late 80's. Break out the Mojo Nixon, Miles & Coltrane, and various early SST bands...

* - Yeah, yeah, punks still not dead, it just smells that way.