Just call me a Southern-fried Bridget Jones.

[kellinator]

Sunday night, 8:41 PM: I went through the check-out line at Tar-jay with the latest issue of Cosmo, a romance novel, and a five-pound bag of cat food. All that was missing was the chocolate.

Forget walking stereotype. I'm a walking caricature.

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[metaphorge.livejournal.com]

The lady doth protest too much.

[thatbelle.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod you made me laugh....but you were missing one thing...the bottle of Grand Marnier...I swear, by the time those books were over, I thought she was going to turn into a bottle of orange liquer....lol.

[sideshowjohn.livejournal.com]

My wife had a cat that would eat a five pound bag of cat food a week! It's name was Gremlin and we use to joke she had udders.

Hey WAIT!!!!!!!!

[kimosabi46.livejournal.com]

that was MY shoping list, but I was at Wal Mart............too funny :)