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I was flipping channels and came across what they're calling "the last supper" from Real Housewives of New Jersey and all I have to say is, what the fuck is this shit?

Oh wow

Jun. 12th, 2008 04:19 pm
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It's the trash TV jackpot!!

I Love Money


Much better than famewhores pretending they actually want to sleep with Flavor Flav... and more honest.
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James: The no-sex rule is stupid.
Kelly: If you're having sex, you're not working on your recovery.
James: If you're having sex , you're not doing drugs.

Mary Carey started doing porn because she thought it would be cool to be in front of the cameras. That has GOT to be the literal definition of "famewhore."

Jamie Foxworth's mother really does think she's going to die of pot.
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[Poll #1034551][Poll #1034551]My vote is going to Flavor Flav, for the simple reason that he threw girls who assaulted other girls out of the house, as opposed to Bret who'll keep an instigator around because he wants to sleep with her, and then will throw a fit saying the girl he threw out isn't classy because she wouldn't hug him after he threw her out and kept the girl who tried to attack her.
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Oh my gosh, this "Scott Baio Is 45 and Single" show actually... doesn't suck. I don't know if it's extra-scripted or what, but it's actually making me like Scott Baio. Even though I think it's kinda unfair to show up at your's exes' place and ask them to be on your tv show. That just seems... rude. I mean, if the vast majority of my exes wanted to talk to me about what went wrong, I'd go along with it, most of them are okay guys, I think there are only two I would flat refuse to talk to, and I'm tempted to put their names here so they'd know if they ever saw this not to bother trying to talk to me, it's not happening, but then they would probably google themselves at some point and then they'd find this and then I might have stalking problems.

No, I take it back. Three. The Republican who dumped me for being immoral in college because I invited him to the McGill Cross-Dress Fest, and then immediately started dating my so-called best friend, yeah, I just don't think I could stand to have a conversation with him. It's not that I think it would traumatize me, but it would make me so mad that I just don't think I'd want to put up with the ensuing rise in blood pressure just for his satisfaction. Though if I could make him look stupid on tv, that would be fun.

Oh my gosh, A&E is doing a reality show in which Corey Feldman and Corey Haim hang out. Remember when A&E used to stand for Arts & Entertainment, not Crap & Trainwreck? And that's just how bad it is -- those words don't even start with a and e. Man, they were screwed when they lost Law and Order.

But this is weird and I'm finding it oddly compelling and wondering what the hell is wrong with me that I'm finding this oddly compelling.

...You know, I'm not sure why it is that these days I only post about silly stuff. I do have hopes and plans and goals and stuff, and I know I need to sit down and work on them. Maybe posting about them would help. But somehow, these days that stuff seems to mostly happen in my head, and conversation with James and a few close friends, and I know I need to get to work on it, but the urgency comes and goes, and it's almost like I have some block that I just haven't pushed myself to get over, and... shallow is comfortable. Shallow is safe. I don't know what I'm scared of, or if I'm just that lazy, but I have been thinking about it. It's just that when I try to explain it, I... can't. I don't know. Maybe I just don't want to share it, and that's okay. But it's different than how it used to be for me. And now it's really different, because James is home so goodbye livejournal.
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Wow. I love me my trashy VH1 Celebreality, so I've been looking forward to the premiere of Rock of Love. And I didn't think this was possible, but Bret Michaels is making Flavor Flav look like a gentleman.

Also, based on the first half-hour, these chicks are much dumber than the Flavor of Love chicks. Woooooooow.

The sad thing is, I don't even think they can get a Charm School out of this, because these bitches are clearly too stupid to learn anything.

I have to say though, I'm pleased that VH1 is making the point that race has nothing to do with it -- if you're trashy, you're just trashy.

I'm just bummed, because so far this is just boring trash. Wow, now I really miss Flavor Flav.

ETA: Not to mention, the Flavor of Love girls held their liquor a whole lot better.

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