kellinator: (arrr!!)
Some dumb bitch tried to leave through the Library of the Damned's VERY CLEARLY MARKED emergency exit. Forty-five minutes ago. The alarm is STILL going off. We don't have a way to turn it off. The people who can turn it off are taking their sweet time getting here. And I had a headache drugs couldn't touch before this thing even started.

Forget a drink. I need the whole bottle.
kellinator: (snarky librarian by bouncepogo)
Me (barging into boss' office): There's a CURLING IRON plugged in in the bathroom.

Boss: First of all, that's not a curling iron. It's a straightening iron.

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