kellinator: (r0x0rs by iharthdarth)
James walks in, I'm watching the ballgame, I tell him the score.

James: I know, I was listening on the radio in the car.

Me: *double-take*

James (glancing at the tv): I thought Orlando was out of timeouts.

Me: *triple-take*
kellinator: (James and Kelly)
So James and I are discussing how my butt looks in a pair of his pants that I stole borrowed.

Me: I hate to be the one to tell you this, honey, but... I'm not really a hoochie mama.
James: I don't even know what that word means.
kellinator: (James and Kelly)
So James called me on his break at work a few minutes ago. He asked if I was checking out any of the new fall shows, and I tried to explain why I'm reluctant to get hooked on anything new since we don't have a TiVo:

Me: I just don't want to get any more shows I feel obligated to watch. That doesn't work so well with the exciting lives we lead.
James: Yeah., and it means I can play my video games!

Then we laughed for five minutes.

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Btw, lately I've actually done at least half the video game-playing in the house lately since I got addicted to Persona 3, and so far I've checked out two new shows: K-Ville, which is unfortunately a disaster for reasons I'll try to explain later, and Reaper, which I probably would have liked better if Entertainment Weekly hadn't already spoiled all the good jokes. This postscript is brought to you by Kelly's Obsession With Pop Culture.
kellinator: (James and Kelly)
We're about to go grab some Chik-Fil-A. James is half dressed.

Me: You need to put on some pants. No pants, no service.
James: No, no pants, no food. You can definitely get service without pants.
kellinator: (James and Kelly)
James and I are sitting here together on the couch, he's rubbing my leg... and we're IMing each other in Google.

I love this man.
kellinator: (Steve Nash by __lovenhate)
Me: Who are you for?
James: Huh?
Me: In the NBA playoffs. Who are you for?
James: Phoenix.
Me: Is that just because you think I'll get mad at you if you don't root for them?
James: No... you'll KILL me.
kellinator: (Munch by kimberly_a)

(as we walk out the door this morning, after I've thrown something in the slow cooker)

James: What's for dinner?
Me: Thai beef.
James: Oh yeah, and you're going to make that crazy stuff with it.
Me: It's couscous! And Meldrick Lewis likes it!
James: I don't know who that is.
Me: From Homicide! With the hat!
James: Oh, it's going to be awful.

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