kellinator: (Munch by kimberly_a)

(as we walk out the door this morning, after I've thrown something in the slow cooker)

James: What's for dinner?
Me: Thai beef.
James: Oh yeah, and you're going to make that crazy stuff with it.
Me: It's couscous! And Meldrick Lewis likes it!
James: I don't know who that is.
Me: From Homicide! With the hat!
James: Oh, it's going to be awful.

kellinator: (r0x0rs by iharthdarth)
CNN.com is reporting something about Tom Cruise and blahblahblah, I don't give a shit. There is something about the Cruise Media Circus that is amusing me enough to point out to the rest of you, though.

Here's the photo of Mr. Top Gun himself emblazoned at the top of CNN.com:




Now who is Mr. Cruise trying to look like now?

Here's what I think... )
kellinator: (Meatwad by another_icon_lj)
Pluto has been declared no longer a planet.

I know whose fault this is...




Seriously, if this is the best a planet can do for representation, maybe it shouldn't get to be a planet.
kellinator: (Samuel L. Jackson Guerrilla Librarian by)
Kelly: Do you think when Samuel L. Jackson puts a pot on to boil, he looks at it and says "Now listen motherfucker, you better motherfuckin' boil right fuckin' now?

James: No. He just glares at it and it boils.

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